It’s the early 1930s and the United States, as well as the rest of the planet, is mired in the greatest economic downturn the world has ever seen. In the U.S., the unemployment rate soars to over 25%, businesses begin shuttering at an alarming rate, banks are locking their doors, and people who thought that they would live out their lives with a comfortable middle class existence, now find themselves broke and homeless. The mournful despair and desperation of those times is, perhaps, best caught-up by a popular song back then called “One Meat Ball” which you can still listen to on YouTube, if so interested. In this song, a poor, down-and-out man goes into a restaurant and orders one meat ball for about 15 cents, which is all he can afford. He’s hoping to get the bread basket that comes when someone orders a regular meal. But the angry waiter sings out-“You gets no bread with one meat ball.” Such was the new norm of those times.
With rage and despair covering the country like a giant, thick blanket, Franklin Roosevelt is elected President by a landslide in 1932, and starts the New Deal upon taking office in 1933. But also elected to high office during those desperate days was a man who would be king. His name was Huey Long, and he was first elected as Governor of Louisiana in 1928, and then Senator from that state in 1930. Long was a rarity for a Southern politician in those days, in that he didn’t display the usual racial bigotry and segregation advocacy that was common amongst most white Southerners of that era. In fact he generally advocated for the poor, black or white. As Governor, he was responsible for the construction of many new roads, schools and infrastructure throughout the state as he attempted to bring Louisiana out of the dark ages. But there was also a very dark side to Huey Long. He was the ultimate power-hungry politician who would ruthlessly destroy anyone that dared to oppose him. He reveled in the acquisition of power, the more the better, as illustrated by his fondness for being called the Kingfish.
Although Huey Long supported Roosevelt’s candidacy in 1932, shortly after the Kingfish was elected to the Senate, he stated that he would oppose FDR, and run for the Presidency himself in 1936. So sure was he of winning that next election, that while running, he announced who his cabinet officers would be when he took office. Most political analysts and commentators of the day wrote that there was little doubt that once the Kingfish entered the oval office, he would quickly establish a total dictatorship. Crushing any and all opposition was Huey Long’s specialty. It was claimed by political insiders that Roosevelt, himself, feared for his re-election prospects should the Kingfish run against him. Of course, none of that materialized because Huey Long was gunned down by an assassin’s bullet in 1935. An excellent fictionalized version of the life and times of Huey Long can be found in the American classic novel, “All The King’s Men” by Robert Penn Warren.
Now let’s fast-forward to the upcoming election in 2016, and the new Kingfish of our times . Today is known as Super Tuesday because a bunch of states will be holding their Presidential primaries. If the prognosticators are correct, Donald Trump stands to win almost all of these elections, which will likely give him a lock on achieving the Republican nomination. Yes, the same Trump that does the Texas-Two-Step as he waltzes around the issue of releasing his tax returns for public observation. What damaging stuff those returns must contain. The same fearless Trump that wouldn’t participate in a Fox News debate because Megan Kelly would be one of the hosts, and she might have been “mean” to him. All 110 pounds of her. The same Trump that advocates for the use of torture when dealing with our supposed enemies. Or at least “something much worse than water boarding.” And, the same Trump, who with the greatest reluctance, finally “disavowed” a ringing endorsement given him by the former Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan. That fine human specimen is named David Duke, and he publicly announced that any white person that didn’t wholeheartedly support Donald Trump would be “a traitor to his race.” Trump danced around that issue for 2 days, feigning mental amnesia about who white supremacists are, before finally choking out the words-“I disavow.” Welcome to America’s new Kingfish.
What’s fascinating and disturbing at the same time is the number of people out there gleefully supporting this neo-fascist demagogue. Willing to destroy the Constitution and its inherent civil liberties that have been around since George Washington. Over some delusional fantasy that Trump will stick it to the Mexicans, the Chinese, and the Moslems. That vengeance will rule the day. In the end we do it to ourselves. As Pogo said-we have met the enemy and he is us.
THE FREAK SHOW
I had promised myself that I wouldn’t write about Trump at least until it was clear that he would become the Republican nominee. But the latest shenanigans going on in that continuing circus known as the Republican debates made it all too irresistible. The latest kerfuffle occurred when Trump, always seeking to travel the low road, questioned whether his nearest rival in the upcoming Iowa caucus, Ted Cruz, is really a legitimate citizen of the U.S. Seems that good ole Ted was born in Canada, but to an American mother. That Cruz is a U.S. citizen is undeniable. But the Constitution states that to run for president, one must be a “natural born citizen.” Since Ted was born in Canada, Trump claims that the Democrats could “sue” Cruz’s eligibility to sit behind the desk in the oval office, should he be the party’s nominee. Since mudslinging is the name of the game in Trump’s world, these phony allegations reminded me of the 2012 election when Trump based his attempted march to fame on the “birther” allegation that Barack Obama was not a naturally born U.S. citizen, i.e., that he was really born in Kenya. Didn’t work out too well for him back then, and likely won’t this time around too.
First a few observations. Canada practically is the U.S., and would have been if not for the seditious actions of Aaron Burr, back in the days of our founding fathers. Secondly, most legal scholars agree that Cruz meets the definition of a “natural born citizen” and that Trump’s allegations constitute a “red herring.” It also noteworthy that the Iowa “caucus” followed right after by the New Hampshire primary, have an outlandish influence in selecting 2 candidates, one of which will go on to become the most powerful person in the world. Iowa and New Hampshire combined, constitute 1.4% of the total U.S. population. Yet if one candidate sweeps both states, it gives him or her a powerful leg up, and lots of momentum in winning future primaries in the more populous regions of the country. Such is the irrational or insane method this country employs to select its presidential candidates. Any third or fourth world banana republic would be too ashamed to admit to this method of choosing their leaders.
So Trump goes non-stop on Twitter bashing Ted Cruz, in an effort to tweet his way to the White House. The latest polls show the 2 of them in a dead heat in Iowa. Now, normally I would be the last person to come to Cruz’s defense, since he’s a right-wing whacko extraordinaire. He’s anti-abortion, anti-gay rights, anti-immigration, and anti-gun control for openers. He’s also vociferously against government assistance to the poor, the sick, and the elderly. (If you’re poor, sick and old, you’re really up the creek without a paddle, in Cruz’s world.) He was instrumental in shutting down the government for 5 weeks in 2013, because he felt it was spending far too much on assistance for the disadvantaged. But, he’s also open and honest about his beliefs and priorities, such as they are, and doesn’t resort to mud-slinging demagoguery in order to achieve his goals. His views were largely shaped by his father, Rafael Cruz, who escaped from Castro’s Cuba, and equates all governments to the way the Castro brothers have ruled Cuba for the last 65 years. Rafael runs a mega-church in Texas, and has passed on his “all governments are tyrannical and godless” philosophy to son Ted who absorbed this type of thinking like a sponge.
Besides the bombastic, bullying Trump, and the far right, delusional Cruz, there’s a whole slew of Republican candidates eager for a shot at occupying the White House. There were originally 17 clowns on stage, and it’s now down to 13, I believe. But the only other candidate performing in these circus shows, that might have an outside chance at winning the nomination, is Marco Rubio. I’ve written about Rubio before; about his youth, good looks and even a dash of charisma, (unusual for a Republican.) There is no question that the young, handsome Marco would easily trounce the aging and highly damaged Hillary Clinton in a final showdown. The problem is that Rubio has run a rather lackluster campaign that has failed to energize most of the Republican base. He could easily win the election, but likely will not be able to secure the nomination.
Then there are the also-rans like Jeb Bush. Bush used to be Governor of Florida but that was 8 years ago. Somehow Jeb believed that he could parlay the Bush family name into lining up big time cash donors that would buy the nomination and then the presidency for him. He did get the cash donors, but it’s not translating into potential votes in the upcoming primaries. Seems that the mostly disastrous administration that brother George ran for 8 years, is still on voters minds. The thought of putting yet a third Bush in the Oval Office actually makes some people nauseous. There are also some of the longest of long-shots up on stage, hoping that lightening will somehow strike in their favor. For example, Chris Christie, Governor of New Jersey, believes he somehow has a chance. But it’s not going to to happen and he should stick to blogging about his favorite restaurants in New Jersey. If anyone knows food, it has to be Gov. Christie. And, of course, these circus performances would not be complete without the one woman in the Republican race, Carly Fiorina. She speaks well, and exhibits great poise and decorum. But many years ago, Carly used to be CEO of Hewlitt-Packard, and nearly ran that company into ground with her decision to acquire the Compaq computer company. She was promptly fired from her job because of that fiasco. Then not too long ago she ran for senator in California and was soundly defeated in that quest, primarily because she was vociferously anti-abortion in a very blue state. Put her odds for the nomination at about a thousand to one. And the beat goes on.
There will be many more circus performances to write about before the eventual outcome, which will likely culminate with a Trump nomination. Then look at all the fun I could have, writing about The Donald’s exploits and ensuing disasters.